But really, where would you wear the Charlotte Olympia Gigi Wedge Sandals? Besides fashion week, of course. I’d honestly like to know. Usually I can look at a pair of shoes and immediately imagine them in a context where they’d make sense, particularly if it’s a pair of shoes I like. And I like these wedges! I really do. I just don’t think I understand them.
If you don’t like these shoes, that’s also a perfectly defensible position. They’re weird and fringe-y and have an enormous platform wedge that looks and feels just as enormous as it is. If you’re fully acclimated to the delirious logic of the Charlotte Olympia universe, though, it’s likely that none of those things bother you. They don’t bother me. I would like to know where you’re going when you strap these on, though, so let me know in the comments.
Or, if you’d like to give me a performative answer to this question, pick up a pair for $1,085 via Neiman Marcus and get to stepping.