“…look like Dorothy by way of the Cheetah International Show Bar.”

Ok, I know that I don’t usually play Fill in the Blank myself – it’s usually a game for you guys! But I just can’t help it, in this case. The Casadei Glitter Ankle Strap Sandals look like Dorothy didn’t have enough money to make it all the way down the yellow brick road; instead, she had to move into a crappy apartment off of one of the exits for a few months and strip for extra cash.

So Dorothy ditched her ruby walking slippers and took up with a pair of these shoes. Paired with a gingham bustier, Dorothy worked both the main stage and the champagne room until she had enough dollar bills to gas up the Tin Man and make it to the Emerald City. She’s a little ashamed of her pole-swinging past, but these shoes will forever be with her. And they can be with you too, for $790 via Bergdorf Goodman. If you’d rather keep your money, you can still play our little game in the comments.