Amanda Mull March 9, 2012 Christian Louboutin Fill in the Blank

Fill in the Blank: “The Christian Louboutin Sex Pumps are…”

Well, it’s harder to be any more blunt about the Christian Louboutin Sex Pumps than the name of the shoes already suggests; like Louboutins that have previously spelled “love” across the toes when the wearer’s feet are held together, this pair spells out…sex. There’s no non-literal way to describe what these pumps are, at least not that I can think of.

Which is where you guys come in, of course. These Louboutins are the subject of this week’s Fill in the Blank, which means that I need you to complete the sentence in this post’s title after the jump. It is Friday, after all – why not enjoy some very literal f*ck me pumps?

Or, alternately, you can buy a pair of these for your very own at Net-a-Porter for $1395.

Sandra Rowley

Pretty amazing!
Sharon

Tne Christian Louboutin Sex Pumps are . . . like wearing an expensive billboard. And from my angle, the shoes appear to have an “E” on both shoes, making it “SEEX”.
- http://twitter.com/holajackieshoe Jackie Shoe
  
  HAH. The shoes definitely have an “E” on both sides. I spotted that too… I would call this one a failure.
19yearslater

utterly without class. I feel like a major reason to own CLs is to look classy and sexy at the same time. These do away with the classy aspect altogether.
Happy_kid00

Trashy.
nk

trashy and overpriced…
Silversun

… so incredibly classy. But then, I just found out the Pigalle is named after a famous red light district, so at least he’s consistent? I’m gonna give Mr Loub the benefit of the doubt and suggest some of it might come down to nuances of language, and perhaps something that sounds risque and tongue-in-cheek in French doesn’t quite work so well in English?
http://kaloka.livejournal.com/ kaloka

I am not getting the feel of this louboutin pumps =(

http://kaloka.livejournal.com
Fashiondoesntexist

I htinkt hat these pumps could be really col matched with the right clothes!

http://fashiondoesntexist.blogspot.com/
Anisdemo

…not the best ones…

http://www.zapatos.org/
http://twitter.com/ChicGeekInHeels Rosie Broadley

…a clusterf*ck of fug.
Meghan Trammell

…so tacky.