Well, it’s harder to be any more blunt about the Christian Louboutin Sex Pumps than the name of the shoes already suggests; like Louboutins that have previously spelled “love” across the toes when the wearer’s feet are held together, this pair spells out…sex. There’s no non-literal way to describe what these pumps are, at least not that I can think of.
Which is where you guys come in, of course. These Louboutins are the subject of this week’s Fill in the Blank, which means that I need you to complete the sentence in this post’s title after the jump. It is Friday, after all – why not enjoy some very literal f*ck me pumps?
Or, alternately, you can buy a pair of these for your very own at Net-a-Porter for $1395.