It’s the end of the week and you know what that means: a crazy shoe of some sort or another on which I’d like to hear you pontificate. This week, the object of our Fill in the Blank affections is the Giuseppe Zanotti Suede Bow Sandals. That name just sounds so…innocuous, doesn’t it? Suede is soft and friendly. Bows are happy and girly. This sueded, bow-decked sandal? It could kill you like eight different ways, including (but not limited to) impalement and falling over and smacking your little head on the pavement. Still, though, these shoes are totally hot for those who are skilled enough to maneuver in them.

Or at least that’s what I think! Tell us what you think by finishing the title sentence in the comments, or just proceed directly to Luisa Via Roma and buy these shoes for $895 via Bergdorf Goodman.