Christian Louboutin Asteroid Pumps, $1595 via Neiman Marcus

When you think about it, you touch things with your feet a lot during the day. A playful kick or footsie session under a table, using the toe of one shoe to scratch the back of your opposite leg, the various upholstered cars that you get into and out of on a daily basis. We all do that stuff without thought, all day long, and with few repercussions.

Louboutin lovers, be warned: If you plan to buy and wear the Christian Louboutin Asteroid Pumps, you’re going to have to start being very careful about all of those activities that women normall take for granted. I’d had to see you puncture a car seat – or worse, someone’s leg.

Not to mention all the ripped hosiery that a carelessly crossed leg might cause, both for you and anyone sitting adjacent to your foot. Most studs on shoes are relatively dull, but this one is so sharp and long that it could do some serious damage to all kinds of things. Although, if you were to suddenly find out that your boyfriend is cheating on you, this is the pair of shoes that you want on your feet when you kick him in the balls. Just don’t tell them I told you to do it, I don’t want to go to jail. Buy through Neiman Marcus for $1595.

  • mimi

    I <3 !

  • mochababe73

    I guess that it matches that handbag. I like the shoe. I’m sure that we’ll see some celebrity with them on.

  • 19yearslater

    They look like part of a costume for one of the evil vamps in Twilight.

  • Mikemartlet

    Destroyed for life (effectively castrated) seems a little extreme as recompemse for emotional pain that you will get over in 6 months; you will be able to have kids, he won’t!

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